The Man in the Moon Needs a Dentist

(Week-of-unrelated-quotes catch-up post, one of five.)

A conversation from three moons ago:

Toby: Where’s the moon?
Tom: It’s not out. Sometimes it’s out, sometimes it’s not out.
Toby: Yeah?
Tom: Yeah. Sometimes it’s full, sometimes it’s new; sometimes it’s waxing, sometimes it’s waning.
Toby: And sometimes it’s encrusted with teeth.